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THE TRUTH™ | "You Were Easy That's Why" Reality Check Figure
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$29.99 USD
Regular price
$35.99 USD
/// PROTOCOL: SCARCITY CHECK
STATUS: Price Increased
TIMELINE: No Longer Available
LESSON: Value = Difficulty
"HUMANS DO NOT RESPECT FREE THINGS."
You replied instantly. You cleared your schedule. You accommodated their disrespect. You were low friction, so you were low value.
Stop asking why they left. You were easy. That's why. Place this figure on your shelf as a reminder: Next time, make them earn it. Raise your price.
TECHNICAL SPECIFICATIONS
HEIGHT 130 mm (5.12")
WEIGHT 200g
(Cold Resin)
(Cold Resin)
MATERIAL Matte Black
Finish
Finish
DISPLAY Chest Text
Inlay
Inlay
TEXT "YOU WERE EASY
THAT'S WHY"
THAT'S WHY"
PURPOSE Self-Worth
Reminder
Reminder
Discrete Packaging
Self-Respect Guarantee
MAXIMUM EFFICIENCY
FULL ARSENAL DEPLOYMENT
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SYSTEM UNSTABLE
PULL DOWN TO GROUND
THE VOID™ | Stoic Recovery Protocol & Transitional Objects Archive
89%
RELAPSE PREVENTION
5,000L
TEARS SAVED
12,450
UNITS DEPLOYED
100%
HEARTLESS
[AGENT K.]
"Blocked his number today. Felt nothing."
MISSION SUCCESS
[AGENT 092]
"Product on desk. Anxiety levels dropping."
ACTIVE
[AGENT SARA]
"He tried to come back. I pointed at the doll and laughed."
ELITE
[AGENT K.]
"Blocked his number today. Felt nothing."
MISSION SUCCESS
[AGENT 092]
"Product on desk. Anxiety levels dropping."
ACTIVE
[AGENT SARA]
"He tried to come back. I pointed at the doll and laughed."
ELITE
[AGENT K.]
"Blocked his number today. Felt nothing."
MISSION SUCCESS
[AGENT 092]
"Product on desk. Anxiety levels dropping."
ACTIVE
[AGENT SARA]
"He tried to come back. I pointed at the doll and laughed."
ELITE
[AGENT K.]
"Blocked his number today. Felt nothing."
MISSION SUCCESS
[AGENT 092]
"Product on desk. Anxiety levels dropping."
ACTIVE
[AGENT SARA]
"He tried to come back. I pointed at the doll and laughed."
ELITE
[AGENT K.]
"Blocked his number today. Felt nothing."
MISSION SUCCESS
[AGENT 092]
"Product on desk. Anxiety levels dropping."
ACTIVE
[AGENT SARA]
"He tried to come back. I pointed at the doll and laughed."
ELITE
[AGENT K.]
"Blocked his number today. Felt nothing."
MISSION SUCCESS
[AGENT 092]
"Product on desk. Anxiety levels dropping."
ACTIVE
[AGENT SARA]
"He tried to come back. I pointed at the doll and laughed."
ELITE