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THE IRON™ | "Hurt? Train." Gym Desk Setup & Fitness Decor
Sale price
$29.99 USD
Regular price
$35.99 USD
/// PROTOCOL: PHYSICAL SUBLIMATION
STATUS: Bulking / Reconstruction
TIMELINE: 7-12 Days (Ready to Ship)
FOCUS: Discipline > Motivation
"THE GYM DOESN'T ASK QUESTIONS."
The iron will never lie to you. You can't cheat it. You can't ghost it. 200lbs is always 200lbs.
This figure is wrapping its hands for war. The dumbbell is at its feet. The command is simple: Are you hurt? Good. Go train. Transform that emotional damage into physical armor.
TECHNICAL SPECIFICATIONS
HEIGHT 130 mm (5.12")
WEIGHT 200g
(Heavy Set)
(Heavy Set)
LOADOUT Figure +
Dumbbell
Dumbbell
DETAIL Hand Wraps
Sculpt
Sculpt
TEXT "HURT? TRAIN."
Neon Red
Neon Red
SCENE Gym / Desk
Aesthetic
Aesthetic
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MAXIMUM EFFICIENCY
FULL ARSENAL DEPLOYMENT
Don't fight alone. Get the complete kit to accelerate your recovery.
THE IGNITION
IDLE STATE
OUTPUT: 0%
THE IGNITION™ | Anger Transmutation & Ambition Engine
89%
RELAPSE PREVENTION
5,000L
TEARS SAVED
12,450
UNITS DEPLOYED
100%
HEARTLESS
[AGENT K.]
"Blocked his number today. Felt nothing."
MISSION SUCCESS
[AGENT 092]
"Product on desk. Anxiety levels dropping."
ACTIVE
[AGENT SARA]
"He tried to come back. I pointed at the doll and laughed."
ELITE
[AGENT K.]
"Blocked his number today. Felt nothing."
MISSION SUCCESS
[AGENT 092]
"Product on desk. Anxiety levels dropping."
ACTIVE
[AGENT SARA]
"He tried to come back. I pointed at the doll and laughed."
ELITE
[AGENT K.]
"Blocked his number today. Felt nothing."
MISSION SUCCESS
[AGENT 092]
"Product on desk. Anxiety levels dropping."
ACTIVE
[AGENT SARA]
"He tried to come back. I pointed at the doll and laughed."
ELITE
[AGENT K.]
"Blocked his number today. Felt nothing."
MISSION SUCCESS
[AGENT 092]
"Product on desk. Anxiety levels dropping."
ACTIVE
[AGENT SARA]
"He tried to come back. I pointed at the doll and laughed."
ELITE
[AGENT K.]
"Blocked his number today. Felt nothing."
MISSION SUCCESS
[AGENT 092]
"Product on desk. Anxiety levels dropping."
ACTIVE
[AGENT SARA]
"He tried to come back. I pointed at the doll and laughed."
ELITE
[AGENT K.]
"Blocked his number today. Felt nothing."
MISSION SUCCESS
[AGENT 092]
"Product on desk. Anxiety levels dropping."
ACTIVE
[AGENT SARA]
"He tried to come back. I pointed at the doll and laughed."
ELITE