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Level Up Your Life | "Mad? Upgrade." Self-Improvement Desk Figure
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/// PROTOCOL: SYSTEM UPDATE
STATUS: Downloading New Version...
TIMELINE: 7-12 Days (Install Time)
VERSION: V2.0 (Bug Fixes: Anger)
"DON'T GET MAD. GET BETTER."
Anger is just a notification that your current reality doesn't match your standards.
Stop screaming at the screen. Rewrite the code. This figure points to the "Checkmark"—the symbol of execution. Did you lift? Did you learn? Did you earn? If yes, then the upgrade is complete.
TECHNICAL SPECIFICATIONS
HEIGHT 130 mm (5.12")
WEIGHT 200g
(Stable Base)
(Stable Base)
ACCESSORY "Checkmark"
Cube
Cube
FINISH Matte Black
Resin
Resin
TEXT "MAD?
UPGRADE."
UPGRADE."
CONCEPT Gamification
Of Life
Of Life
Secure Checkout
Growth Mindset Guarantee
MAXIMUM EFFICIENCY
FULL ARSENAL DEPLOYMENT
Don't fight alone. Get the complete kit to accelerate your recovery.
THE IGNITION
IDLE STATE
OUTPUT: 0%
THE IGNITION™ | Anger Transmutation & Ambition Engine
89%
RELAPSE PREVENTION
5,000L
TEARS SAVED
12,450
UNITS DEPLOYED
100%
HEARTLESS
[AGENT K.]
"Blocked his number today. Felt nothing."
MISSION SUCCESS
[AGENT 092]
"Product on desk. Anxiety levels dropping."
ACTIVE
[AGENT SARA]
"He tried to come back. I pointed at the doll and laughed."
ELITE
[AGENT K.]
"Blocked his number today. Felt nothing."
MISSION SUCCESS
[AGENT 092]
"Product on desk. Anxiety levels dropping."
ACTIVE
[AGENT SARA]
"He tried to come back. I pointed at the doll and laughed."
ELITE
[AGENT K.]
"Blocked his number today. Felt nothing."
MISSION SUCCESS
[AGENT 092]
"Product on desk. Anxiety levels dropping."
ACTIVE
[AGENT SARA]
"He tried to come back. I pointed at the doll and laughed."
ELITE
[AGENT K.]
"Blocked his number today. Felt nothing."
MISSION SUCCESS
[AGENT 092]
"Product on desk. Anxiety levels dropping."
ACTIVE
[AGENT SARA]
"He tried to come back. I pointed at the doll and laughed."
ELITE
[AGENT K.]
"Blocked his number today. Felt nothing."
MISSION SUCCESS
[AGENT 092]
"Product on desk. Anxiety levels dropping."
ACTIVE
[AGENT SARA]
"He tried to come back. I pointed at the doll and laughed."
ELITE
[AGENT K.]
"Blocked his number today. Felt nothing."
MISSION SUCCESS
[AGENT 092]
"Product on desk. Anxiety levels dropping."
ACTIVE
[AGENT SARA]
"He tried to come back. I pointed at the doll and laughed."
ELITE