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Stop Texting Your Ex | "Texting? Do Reps" Gym Discipline Figure
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$29.99 USD
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$35.99 USD
/// PROTOCOL: SIGNAL JAMMING
STATUS: Text Blocked
TIMELINE: Until Failure (Reps)
ACTION: Lift > Scroll
"PUT THE PHONE DOWN."
Sending that text won't fix anything. It will only restart the cycle of pain.
This figure is your Spotter. It stands between you and your weakness. Don't text them. Do another set. Let the physical pain of the reps wash away the emotional urge.
TECHNICAL SPECIFICATIONS
HEIGHT 130 mm (5.12")
WEIGHT 200g
(Heavy)
(Heavy)
ACCESSORY Dumbbell
At Feet
At Feet
FINISH Matte Black
Focus
Focus
TEXT "TEXTING?
DO REPS"
DO REPS"
USE Gym Focus
Anchor
Anchor
Discrete Packaging
Focus Guarantee
MAXIMUM EFFICIENCY
FULL ARSENAL DEPLOYMENT
Don't fight alone. Get the complete kit to accelerate your recovery.
THE IGNITION
IDLE STATE
OUTPUT: 0%
THE IGNITION™ | Anger Transmutation & Ambition Engine
89%
RELAPSE PREVENTION
5,000L
TEARS SAVED
12,450
UNITS DEPLOYED
100%
HEARTLESS
[AGENT K.]
"Blocked his number today. Felt nothing."
MISSION SUCCESS
[AGENT 092]
"Product on desk. Anxiety levels dropping."
ACTIVE
[AGENT SARA]
"He tried to come back. I pointed at the doll and laughed."
ELITE
[AGENT K.]
"Blocked his number today. Felt nothing."
MISSION SUCCESS
[AGENT 092]
"Product on desk. Anxiety levels dropping."
ACTIVE
[AGENT SARA]
"He tried to come back. I pointed at the doll and laughed."
ELITE
[AGENT K.]
"Blocked his number today. Felt nothing."
MISSION SUCCESS
[AGENT 092]
"Product on desk. Anxiety levels dropping."
ACTIVE
[AGENT SARA]
"He tried to come back. I pointed at the doll and laughed."
ELITE
[AGENT K.]
"Blocked his number today. Felt nothing."
MISSION SUCCESS
[AGENT 092]
"Product on desk. Anxiety levels dropping."
ACTIVE
[AGENT SARA]
"He tried to come back. I pointed at the doll and laughed."
ELITE
[AGENT K.]
"Blocked his number today. Felt nothing."
MISSION SUCCESS
[AGENT 092]
"Product on desk. Anxiety levels dropping."
ACTIVE
[AGENT SARA]
"He tried to come back. I pointed at the doll and laughed."
ELITE
[AGENT K.]
"Blocked his number today. Felt nothing."
MISSION SUCCESS
[AGENT 092]
"Product on desk. Anxiety levels dropping."
ACTIVE
[AGENT SARA]
"He tried to come back. I pointed at the doll and laughed."
ELITE